Jul 15 2006
Embarrasing First Self Defence Class
I signed up membership with a fitness centre nearby on Monday.
Well, I was actually looking for Yoga classes as I have tried them before my second pregnancy. But then, this fitness centre not only have Yoga classes, it has one other thing that attracted me - Practical Self Defence.
So, I ended up signed up for ‘All-In’ unlimited package as it is more worthy –> cost me less than 100 per month (pay up front for 12 months). I know I am not preserverence when it comes to exercising, so I have decided to do this to make me commit. (I am a very stingy person. By paying 12 months, I will be very ’samtong’ (sad) if I don’t fully use the benefit!)
Yesterday, I attended my first self defence class (already joined 2 yoga classes earlier). I want to tell everyone - this is a very good and practical class! It is definitely worthy to join!
But then… Well, since young, I was called ‘严重的缺乏运动细胞’ or in Malay we say ‘cacat bola’. Basically I just don’t have any athletic sense. When I played bowling, the ball goes to the back instead of into the lane. When I played squash, the ball hits me instead of me hitting it. When i played tennis, the ball goes high up instead of to the front. When I do high-jump, I hit straight to the pole…
So, what happened yesterday was just too embarassing…
First, when I was supposed to kick the sand bag, my shoe flew out! I had to run to get my shoe and wore it again (with my red face, of course!)
Then, when I was supposed to turn around and kick the sand bag… after I turned around, I immediately fell on the floor - BANG!!!! This time, everyone laughed at me!
And this morning, my whole body is aching! :( I just have to skip today’s yoga class, coz I am just too painful, all over. ![]()
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Oh, we are member!! I’m another “cacat bola”!!!
There’s no coordination among my limbs totally… that’s why I choose to learn yoga, which is slow enough for me to follow
I was laughing when I read till “First, when I was supposed to kick the sand bag, my shoe flew out!” Sorry, doesn’t to mean to laugh at you, but it sound funny!
Can I know where is the fitness centre?
“When I do high-jump, I hit straight to the pole”
aahahahhaha…..funny la :))
ROTF LoL….sollylah, cannot help it!
Ha ha… I will be laughing straight at you if I see it in real! Sorry ha…
yiwen: give me 5! That’s the reason I do yoga too!
jefferene:
No problem, just laugh at me! It is at the metro prima area, near KFC.
paupau/lin/shoppingmum: Go ahead! Laugh at me lah!
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